Jeff Is Blogging Again! (Pass It On)

Yes folks, I've decided to bring blog back.

Things To Do On A Monday...

- Today I spent 1 full hour plucking my eyebrows. It's nice to feel like you've accomplished something worthwhile to start off the work week.

MSN Etiquette

- FYI: Dicks, whether they belong to you or anyone else, are NOT acceptable MSN display pics. Check yourself. Reevaluate your decision. No one wants to see it. Thanks.

Love It!

This is fucking hilarious....

Coffee News

Spending time with our group of friends has usually resulted in some form of sexually oriented, perverted or vulgar conversation about various things from to wizards to warm gifts. Many who hear about or witness these would likely see this as inappropriate behaviour. We happen to think that we're hilarious. Those people can suck a big crusty one.

We know when we're being funny. Some people don't seem to know where to draw the line though. What I didn't find funny this morning was the disgusting, vial trick played in my office. As I walked in the doorway, I knew instantly that something was up. The coffee. Someone felt it would be "amusing" to make decaf. I could cry. That person needs to spend all of eternity with Bev and her rat dogs.

Now I have to wait for HOURS until the enormous pot is empty. Motherfuckers.

Things To Note...

#1 - Runway models are delightful

#2 - Painting your apartment is NOT.

Paula Takes Hers "Straight Up!"

A tribute to Paula's drunken tv spots... love it!











Paula,
Two steps:

1)check yourself

2)direct yourself to rehab.

Thanks.

Disturbing Betty

Can someone please tell this "woman" that she's NOT a 24 yr old?! Get the smug look off your face you creepy fossil! It looks like she just farted... and darn proud of it! Her flabby, wrinkled man arm... ack! Oh wait, maybe that look is permanent now?

Honey, you ain't a brunette anymore either!

GAWD!

You Tube Favourites

I will be frequently posting some of my You Tube Favourites and other hilarious/disturbing/random finds. Thank God for You Tube!

Enjoy.