Coffee News

Spending time with our group of friends has usually resulted in some form of sexually oriented, perverted or vulgar conversation about various things from to wizards to warm gifts. Many who hear about or witness these would likely see this as inappropriate behaviour. We happen to think that we're hilarious. Those people can suck a big crusty one.

We know when we're being funny. Some people don't seem to know where to draw the line though. What I didn't find funny this morning was the disgusting, vial trick played in my office. As I walked in the doorway, I knew instantly that something was up. The coffee. Someone felt it would be "amusing" to make decaf. I could cry. That person needs to spend all of eternity with Bev and her rat dogs.

Now I have to wait for HOURS until the enormous pot is empty. Motherfuckers.